Description
What's more metal than wielding hundreds of spinning knives to shred hard wood while suspended from your doom by mere ropes? Not much. Get a TreeStuff metal shirt to go with your metal lifestyle.
Details
Enshrouded in arboreal chaos, the climber ascends—
Adorned in sigils of cellulose wrath,
This garment—a hymn to the timber-born tempest—
Declares allegiance to the eternal canopy crusade.
Threads soaked in sap and fury,
The TreeStuff emblem, transfigured in thrashborn script,
Screams through the silence of suburban decay.
Don the vestments of verdant vengeance. Harvest with honor. Shred with purpose.
- 100% Cotton